The Omen

This year is a milestone birthday for me. How do I know? Because AARP sent me a membership request.

Do you know whats even funnier? Im actually considering signing up. They seem like they offer some good deals! And Ill get a FREE insulated trunk organizer for my groceries! God knows I need that in the age of corona.

Fuck my life. And buy me pretty things off my Amazon wishlist (fuck Bezos). Or CashApp me so Ill feel better. Danke.